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The Squeeze is committed to bringing you a bundle of American culture featuring the nation’s top headlines as well as local stories while ensuring all the facts are generally accepted and pretty much correct.

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The Squeeze originally launched as a local magazine. We had a great niche success amongst my parents, but ultimately found the financials unsustainable. The original team is credited below.

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The Squeeze is committed to bringing you a bundle of American culture featuring the nation's top headlines and local stories while ensuring all the facts are generally accepted and pretty much correct.

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Graeme

@graemewrites

Hiya! My name is Graeme and I write comedy. Check out The Squeeze for cutting edge satire that makes Twain look like a 200 year old hack.

halley

@vitsik

“jesters do oft prove prophets”