Bedridden Elder Only Wishes His Screen Time Had Been Higher
It's too late for him but not for you.
Bedridden Elder Only Wishes His Screen Time Had Been Higher
The Squeeze sat down with old fuck, Eugene Hammond to see what it’s like to be so close to death. Here’s what he said when asked if he had any regrets.
I have great memories with my family and friends. I remember traveling the world and going on grand road trips. I remember meeting new people at the University of Michigan in the 60s. I was part of some of the Vietnam War protests. That was fairly fulfilling. When I got married and had children I tried to spend as much time with them as I could. I worked a lot but I made seeing them a priority. That’s all great. I’m happy to have those memories. I just wish I had seen more podcast clips stitched above AI generated subway surfer gameplay. There are so many podcasts out there I never watched fractions of. I wish I could have consumed more 60 second chunks of content throughout a night of what would have otherwise been uninterrupted sleep. I wish I got to see more deep fried edits of TV shows I’ll never watch. The ones with music drowning out the dialogue. I’m sure everyone gets to the end of their life and wishes it was longer. That they had a chance to do things differently. Knowing that doesn’t make it any easier. I regret never developing body dysmorphia on Instagram or getting radicalized on Twitter.
