De-Extinction Scientists Are Bringing Back Exciting Ways To Get Torn To Shreds
Why Colossal Biosciences is Resurrecting Extinct Animals
De-Extinction Scientists Are Bringing Back Exciting Ways To Get Torn To Shreds
Colossal Biosciences has announced their efforts to resurrect a variety of extinct animals including the dire wolf, woolly mammoth, and the tasmanian tiger, among others. Presumably, this is in an effort to bring back exciting old ways of getting torn to shreds. When mankind secured our place on top of the food chain two million years ago, the threat of being ripped apart by a wild critter, creature, or creepy crawler decreased drastically. It’s true that some regions of the globe—such as much of Australia and Africa—still possess corporeal monstrosities eager to punctuate man’s transient existence, however for the rest of the world death by beast is largely a threat of the past. On most continents today, man only needs to worry about weather catastrophes, disease, poison, or other man. Colossal Biosciences hopes to change that. Since the woolly mammoth became extinct 4,000 years ago, not a single human being has been stomped, trampled, gored or skewered by one. These are all objectively cooler and more exciting ways to die than weather and disease and all that. Through cutting edge research, genetic engineering, and restorative biology, Colossal Biosciences is working to make dying fun again.