Trump's Intel on Iran Behind Paywall
The President Can No Longer Access Critical Information
Trump’s Intel on Iran Behind Paywall
Just days after striking Iran’s nuclear facilities, President Donald Trump has announced he can no longer receive information about the unfolding situation because it is behind a paywall.
The paywall, which requires a 12 dollar monthly subscription, comes with a free trial that the White House has deemed “untrustworthy.”
“I try to stay away from those kinds of things because I always forget to cancel them,” said the president in a press conference this morning. This statement comes just hours after Iran violated a reported ceasefire, which seemed to upset the President.
“We are trying to stay up to date on this tense situation,” said Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth in a recent interview.
“We’re going off of the information we already have, but midway through our briefings the text becomes blurry and says it’s for premium members only. We’re not paying for that.”
The situation in the Middle East has many Americans on edge, and the lack of clarity has many asking if the American government went too far. Rest assured, members of Trump’s cabinet have been scouring Reddit for ways to bypass this paywall.