Trump To Hold Firm In Latest Decision To Change His Mind
Also what critics and allies are saying about Trump's new strategy to base policy decisions off internet memes.
Trump To Hold Firm In Latest Decision To Change His Mind
Last Wednesday a reporter asked Trump for his reaction to the internet meme TACO—an acronym coined in reference to his tariff policies—which stands for Trump Always Chickens Out. As a response to the accusation that he is incapable of seeing his decisions through, Trump says he plans to hold firm in his latest decision to change his mind.
Polls show that citizens are relieved Trump is making decisions at the behest of internet memes, as their trust in institutions such as Instagram Reels and TikTok continues to surpass that of mainstream media. Trump’s popularity among fifth graders is also seeing a significant rise, with students saying they find his sensitivity to cyberbullying highly relatable. Although not everyone is thrilled. National security experts—not John Bolton or Marco Rubio, but you know, experts—have warned that the President’s reactionary tendencies may leave him vulnerable to international psyops. “We’re worried enemy states might get wise to the fact that the President is highly susceptible to an advance form of mind control colloquially known as ‘reverse-psychology.’” One official told The Squeeze. Close allies to the administration have denied the notion that Trump flip-flops at all, saying the President is pioneering a bold new “talk strong and carry a hollow stick” negotiation strategy.