Trump Announces Bigger, Worser Prostate Tumor
This New Diagnosis Comes Only Days After Biden's
Trump Announces Bigger, Worser Prostate Tumor
This week former President Joe Biden announced that he has been diagnosed with an aggressive form of prostate cancer which has metastasized to the bone. With treatment ahead of him and a saddened nation sending him prayers and well-wishes, many were shocked when Trump responded by announcing his own diagnosis on Truth Social:
“It’s true, my prostate is big and full of cancer. The worst cancer doctors have ever seen. INCURABLE even, no matter how hard they try. They’ve never seen a prostate like mine before. That’s what they’ve been saying. It’s so SPECIAL and TUMOROUS. They say Sleepy Joe might have only 5 more years to live. I only have a few months or DAYS even because of the deadly growths on my beautiful and impressive MALE G-SPOT and because of CHINA.”
This diagnosis reportedly came as a surprise to many White House officials, including his team of doctors.