Lying Under Oath Charges Dropped for Trump Because He Had His Fingers Crossed Behind His Back Actually
Lying Under Oath Charges Dropped for Trump Because He Had His Fingers Crossed Behind His Back Actually
As more and more of Trump’s legal cases seem to be disappearing in wake of his reelection, he has won another legal victory in his most recent case of lying under oath. The President got off on a legal technicality that we’ve all known about since childhood: crossing his fingers behind his back.
Although prosecutors claim they didn’t see him cross his fingers, Trump’s lawyer argued: “Even if you didn’t see it. He did. He pinky promises. He literally swears on his mothers grave. Which he doesn’t take lightly because he loves his mommy so much. Like SO much. And even if he didn’t cross his fingers, so what? Like why are you so obsessed with him? Are you in love with him or something? That’s gay. He’s rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off of him and sticks to you. Get a life.” All charges have been dropped.
