What to Expect from Trump 2.0
» New foreign policy strategy: negging.
» Invasion of Greenland to be declared as soon as Trump can find it on a map.
» Conservative leadership says trans women in the women’s bathroom is not something they want to see on the cameras they set up in there.
» Trump allies seek to overturn gay marriage believing the federal government should be the only one allowed to fuck you up the ass.
» Trump’s controversial cabinet picks may be hard to approve after receiving criticism that they don’t match the rest of the White House furniture.
» Innovative plan to lower the price of seafood by spilling oil all across the coast.
» Reports suggest Trump to start wearing chef hat for Elon Musk to fit inside.
» ICE to focus deportation efforts on criminals and anyone who looks at them funny.
