Detective Stumped As To Which Asshole Keeps Taking All The Good Pens Home
The latest news in the riveting line of office detective work.
Office Detective Brick Harrington has reported no leads on the case of which asshole keeps taking all the good pens home. In fact there has not been a significant development since the case was opened in early June. Detective Brick Harrington is rumored to be on the brink of giving up, though he refused to say that to the press. “It’s a tough case but I’m not through yet. Some asshole is definitely taking these pens home.” Brick said with a sigh. “They don’t just get up and walk away.”
The detective revealed that the office’s security cameras have been inoperative for the past fifteen years even though the comms department is tasked with an annual systems review.
At this time the comms department has declined to comment.
As the day wore on Brick shared that he has been able to make one deduction. “All I know is that it’s not Stacy. For some God forsaken reason that lady deliberately uses the bad pens. She prefers them! Imagine that! Using a dry ass stic pen when gel ink is available.”